March 03, 2008

The Obama boys are feeling their oats - more blatant sexism from the media, this time from little Joel Stein

Let's see, which one of the usual feelings of inadequacy is motivating poor little Joel Stein's hatred of women. Judging by his simpering photo and juvenile writing style (that completely gives away his unfamiliarity with adult relationships), I'd say take your pick and you'd be right. One after one, the male-dominated media trots out insecure little boys (oh, and wanna-be insecure little boys, like Maureen Dowd), emboldened by each other and the worst case of puppy love ever for their crush of all crushes, Barack Obama. And don't even bother crying to mommy once the boys from the other neighborhood kick your collective asses. Because she will be cheering them on.

And Joel, the bigger boys - you know, the ones who don't still pee their pants like you? - won't needlessly tick off women (you know, the ones who will actually vote in the general election) with flower articles. No, they are smarter than that, or so they think - they will play the Roe card. But it was Republican-appointed justices who voted to uphold Roe in 1992. And McCain isn't going to rock the boat. He's not stupid like Bush. He knows the country wants Roe upheld (as does his pro-choice wife.) And who the hell knows what Obama would do? We know next to nothing about him. All we do know is he's got a lot of paying back for favors to do (and we know he's really good at doing that, if nothing else.) He says he's going pick Republicans for positions, so why not justice? I don't trust him one bit, on this or any other matter.

Again, yet another bastion of journalistic integrity, this time, the Los Angeles Times (send your complaints about this article to letters@latimes.com), brings us teeny tiny Joel Stein:

You know how ladies, when they don't get what they want, can go a little crazy? Am I right, fellas? Right now, they're pretty upset about losing their first chance at a female president. This would have empowered little girls, shattered sexist beliefs about female incompetence and forced men around the world to view a woman as an agent of power instead of a sex object -- all of which, it turns out, are important to women even though they buy Star magazine. Ladies are complicated.

Because women do most of the voting, and the shopping and the TV watching and the book reading -- porn really must take up a lot of men's time -- they need to be placated. Which shouldn't be hard. You know how when your dog dies, your wife wants to get a puppy right away? That's what America has to do. We need a replacement Hillary.

Because while women are sad that Hillary Clinton seems poised to lose the Democratic nomination, they're even more dejected that there appear to be no women with enough political stature to run for president next time. That's why Barack Obama and John McCain need to pick female running mates. Either that or we're going to have to find some money in the federal budget for 150 million flower bouquets.

Most Americans only notice politicians in a presidential campaign (who's more famous: House Minority Leader John Boehner or Chairman of the Domestic Policy Subcommittee of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Dennis Kucinich?), so a female vice presidential candidate would instantly become a front-runner in 2012 or 2016. This plan is so foolproof it even worked for a little while for Joe Lieberman.

Sure, Sen. Jim Webb, the former secretary of the Navy, might make Obama look a tiny bit more commander-in-chiefy, and Mike Huckabee might make McCain appear a little more gay-hatey, but those are calculations you make when you don't have a nation of ticked-off women to contend with. In 2003, Kobe Bryant wasn't worrying about whether he should pass more to Rick Fox or Derek Fisher; he was just looking for the biggest damn diamond he could find.

Luckily, there are lots of good female veep options for both candidates, though they have to be careful not to pick someone so old that they will die in eight years and therefore be ineligible to run for president. That's usually a tough find in a politician -- the one job we, for some reason, let old people do -- but it turns out women live a ridiculously long time. Sure, Democrat Sen. Dianne Feinstein will turn 83 in 2016, and Republican Sen. Elizabeth Dole will turn 80, but that's prime aqua aerobics time. If women of that age couldn't run a meeting, there would be no functional condo clubhouses in Fort Lauderdale.

But there's also a pick of young chicks. For Obama, it could be Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano, Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, spunky Louisiana Sen. Mary Landrieu, Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill or Washington Sen. Patty Murray. And if he really cared about making ladies happy: Oprah Winfrey. Congressional sessions will be a lot more exciting if the Senate president is pointing at people and yelling, "You get a tax rebate! You get a tax rebate! And you get a tax rebate!"

McCain could go with Maine Sen. Olympia Snowe, Texas Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, fightin' Condoleezza Rice, former EPA chief Christine Todd Whitman or -- in a choice designed to please both genders -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who is the best-looking non-Romney governor in our nation's history.

Will a female vice president really satisfy women? Of course not. But what does? The point is that we'll be showing them we understand that their frustration is legitimate, and that we're hearing them, and that we're ready to listen. That stuff will totally buy us until November.




"Think wrongly, if you please, but in all cases think for yourself." ~ Doris Lessing

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